I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Will exercising make me less horny?
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