I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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