I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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