suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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