I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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