i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
no you cant smoke seaweed
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
BRING THE BAGELS
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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