FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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