He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
