I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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