so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we're chasing vodka with high fives
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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