Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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