Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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