what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
