WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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