Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
How's work?
Spinning.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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