no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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