these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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