Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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