Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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