you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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