ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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