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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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