Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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