? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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