ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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