i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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