He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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