I met the friendliest cop last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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