I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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