there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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