somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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