marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I faked an abortion last night.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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