She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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