brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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