great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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