what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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