I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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