You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
vagina is talking i cant
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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