Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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