I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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