i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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