My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I need a burrito and a hug.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
