your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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