dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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