in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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