in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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