I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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