You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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