my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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