three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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