i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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