At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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