omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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