i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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