your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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