your parents love me but you hate me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
tell me about the fingering
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